Tamara Yajia

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Below is a list of things that I hope to, one day, change about myself:

-First off, I would change the fact that I apologize too much. I apologize too much for things that I'm not really sorry about. I apologize to people when THEY bump into me. I apologize when I say something that I feel wasn'...

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Going on auditions was as unpleasant for me as having a pussy flap tattooed. Some people are incredible at it; born to audition. I've always been awful at it. I hated every second of it. My gut always told me not to go whenever i'd get sent out, but a voice inside my head would convince me to do it: “W...

 When I was in third grade I was suspended from school for telling my teacher that the president of our country was a “motherfucking piece of shit.” I was 8 years old, and I remember that year specially well because it was the year my boobies started to grow. Days before getting suspended, my boobies had gone from being flapjacks with nipples on them, to...

I used to have an artist friend. I didn't know much about him except for the fact that he had inherited lots of money from a grandparent that invented some shit or another, and that he had eyebrows that arched the way I imagine the devil's eyebrows would arch.

He once invited me to the opening of his new collection. I had anxiety about going because I nev...

When I originally started writing this story it was gonna be about a guy I went to college with, who was tall and had huge tits and whom I use to refer to as “tall guy with tits,” but once I got to writing it I realized the only thing I had to say about him was that he was a tall guy with tits, and that was all there was to it. So today's story ended up b...

I'm a 32 year old female and I have a hemorrhoid. I don't know what a hemorrhoid actually is. Like, what's the medical definition of a hemorrhoid? I don't wanna know, to be honest. I don't want to actually understand what the fuck that thing that dangles from my ass is made of. Dangles is the wrong word choice. It doesn't actually “dangle.” It's not like...